It’s 1996, you’ve put on your Kula Shaker CD and you want a wank. So, what did the playboy website used to have for your instant gratification?
1. A page about Pamela Anderson!
Oh, but you have to send off for a collector’s edition CD ROM. Can’t wait that long.
What are the minimum requirements for this filth?
“256 color capability (thousands recommended).” Look at the pixels on that!
2. A playmates section!
There must be something arousing here…
Oh, hi Gillian.
Perhaps this will have some great wanking tips for the single man’s Karma Sutra.
4. An interview with Danny Devito
We have wood!